{"title":"The Listening Room Merch","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerch from The Listening Room, the family-owned hi-fi shop in Chestertown, Maryland. It starts with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-listening-room-cork-coasters\"\u003ecork coasters\u003c\/a\u003e, our horn logo laser engraved by Mike in the shop. They come as a single or a 4-pack, and the spec sheet on the listing is worth reading. For a gift that lets them pick, see our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-listening-room-gift-cards\"\u003egift cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-listening-room-cork-coasters","title":"The Listening Room Cork Coasters","description":"\u003cp\u003eBe the most interesting person in your listening room, even if you are the only person in your listening room. Set your drink on a coaster that knows which remaster ruined the album, has strong opinions about the original pressing, and will tell anyone who asks that the mono mix is the real one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures and Benefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNatural Cork:\u003c\/strong\u003e sourced from Mount St. Corkington by Mike. Single origin (The Internet) and small batch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRoom Temperature Treated:\u003c\/strong\u003e cryo is for cables. Every coaster rests at precisely room temperature (yours) until it is fully settled in. The result is a liquid liquid, and a coaster that never sounds cold or clinical.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e00.0000% Silver Content:\u003c\/strong\u003e measured to four decimal places. No silver to smear transients or add that dreaded glare, just the purest absence of silver in high-end audio. Directional, too. Logo side up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlanar Non-Magnetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e dead flat, like the panels we love, with zero magnets in the signal path between your drink and the furniture. Straight wire with gain, minus the wire and the gain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTime Aligned Quantum Moisture Isolation:\u003c\/strong\u003e condensation leaves the glass and arrives at the cork at precisely the same moment, fully phase coherent. Inky black background, bone dry credenza, and the ring on the furniture disappears like a veil being lifted.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat to Expect\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA night and day difference. Drier surfaces, holographic imaging, and a level of pace, rhythm and timing you did not know your glass had. The band is on your coaster. Your spouse will hear it from the kitchen. You will taste your favorite juice as if for the first time, then decide you need a better pressing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt punches way above its weight. Giant killer. End-game coaster. Allow 200 hours of break-in, and remember that results are system dependent and your mileage may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab a single to test the theory, or a 4-pack so everyone at the listening session gets a reference-grade coaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Listening Room Cork Coasters Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSpecification\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eDetail\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNatural cork\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOrigin\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMount St. Corkington (Mike's made up name for the \u003cspan\u003eCzech Republic, Portugal, Slovakia and\/or Canada)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHarvest method\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMike's bare hands (to order off the internet)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.75 in round\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLaser Etching\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDone in house at The Listening Room\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOptions\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSingle coaster or 4-pack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSilver content\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e00.0000%\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMagnets\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBreak-in period\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e200+ hours (recommended)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"The Listening Room","offers":[{"title":"Single","offer_id":67642689192032,"sku":"TLRCORKCOASTER1","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4-Pack","offer_id":67642689585248,"sku":"TLRCORKCOASTER4","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/5073\/8528\/files\/the-listening-room-cork-coasters-single.jpg?v=1791650231"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/5073\/8528\/collections\/the-listening-room-collection_f882b848-3366-4348-b897-c6bcf438fd45.jpg?v=1792001567","url":"https:\/\/listenroom.com\/collections\/the-listening-room-merch.oembed","provider":"The Listening Room","version":"1.0","type":"link"}